Hey there. I am a doctor. I used to read my sister's blog. Then I realized I should have a blog so that I don't have to tell my hilariously inappropriate stories at the dinner table.
Disclaimer: Don't take this as medical advice. It's not. This is just fun. Go to a real doctor if you want real advice.
Also, I should tell you, if I ever use names, they are fake. If I ever give ages, they are approximate. And wrong. I will never give confidential details. If it ever comes between being boring or violating confidentiality, I will be boring. Or lie.